'' CHAALU KHAATA ''

Banta :
Woh ladki kitni sundar hai😍

Santa :
Mujhe uska naam pata hai😉

Banta :
Kya hai uska naam 🙄?

Santa :
Woh bank mein kaam karti hai..uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha..

'' CHAALU KHAATA ''

😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

Same problem 😂😂😂

Classic Insult

     

      

Ek ladke ne apne kutte ka gale pakade huye apna photo Facebook pe upload kiya   

 Is par ek ladki 👰 ka comment aaya :

in dono me se tum kon se ho 😏😁 ?

👳Ladka na reply diya ..

wahi jo tumhare gale  pakde huye hai 😉

 

Gf vs Bf

👱 Gf apne andhe Bf se :

  kash tum dekh pate mai kitni khubsurat hoon...

👳 Bf :

tum itni khubsurat hoti toh kya aakhwale tumhe mere liye chhor jate...mai andha hoon bewakoof nahi samjhi 😎

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Ise Bolte Hai Attitude

Aaj subah maine ek chote bachhe se pucha...

'' Tum kon se school me jate ho ? ''

Bachhe ne jawab diya ;

 '' Mai school jata nahi mujhe school bheja jata hai''

MISSING YOU

HUSBAND WAS THROWING KNIVES ON WIFE'S PHOTO

ALL WERE MISSING THE TARGET ...

SUDDENLY HE RECEIVED A CALL FROM HER...

'' HI ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW ''

HIS HONEST REPLY '' MISSING YOU ''

😌😌😌

Badi Naa Insaafi Hai Yeh Toh...

Behan ki Friend Behan ho sakti hai..

Bhai ki Friend Bhai ho sakta hai ...

Lekin

Wife ki Friend Wife nahi ban sakti.....

  

Badi Naa Insaafi Hai Yeh Toh...

 😉 😃 😉

 

 

 

Patini akhir chahti kya hai ?

ek admi ke sar pe chot lagne se behosh hoke gir pada .

Uski patni turant ek bade doctor ko bulaya.

Doctor ne admi ka check up karke bola 
''Yeh toh mar gaya.''

 tabhi us aadmi ko hosh wapas aa gaya aur uth baithe .

 us admi ne doctor ki baat sunkar ghabrate huye bola

 '' Main Zinda Hoon''

Patni ye sunte hi boli  

''chuchap pade raho itne bade doctor kya galat bolega tum mar gaye matlab mar gaye ''

Hasna Zaruri Hai

Ghar walo ne ladki👱 ke liye rista dekh kar wapas aaye...

Ladki👱 :
 ladka kaisa hai ?

Bhai :
 ladka achha hai ; Engineering kiya hai ...dekhne me toh FLIM ka HERO lagta hai.

Ladki badi khush hoke :
 kon si FLIM ka HERO ?

Bhai : '' PAA''

😉😉

Wakil👨 :
 talak karwane me 5,000 rs. lagenge .

Admi :
 kya👀 ? pagal ho kya ?

aree panditji ne toh srif 51rs. leke hamare shadi karwaye the .

Wakil👨 : 
😏toh saale dekh liya na saste kam ka natiza.
😉😉


Patni👩 :
 agar mai mount Everest par chadhun toh aap mujhe kya doge ?

Pati 👨:
 pagli ! isme puchnewali kya baat hai ...
'' DHAKKA''
😉😉

Student Rocks Teacher Shocks

Teacher : Cyclone kise kahte hai ?

Student : Cycle ke liye diye jane wale Lone ko CYCLONE kahte hai.

😁😁😁

Teacher: Duniya(world) me kitne desh hai ?

Student: Ek
Teacher: kya bakwas kar rahe ho?
Student: Sir, desh toh sirf Bharat hai baki toh sab videsh hai na...



Teacher : Quit India Movement kisne suruyat ki ?

Student : Vijay Mallya

Teacher : Kon si chidiya ki pankh hote huye bhi ud nahi sakti ?

Student: mare huye chidiya

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MOM OF THE YEAR

A Girl tells her Mom :

'' I want some Fresh Air, can i go for a walk..?"

Mom:

'' Alright , but ask your Fresh Air to leave you home by 9 PM:

😆😆😆

Samosa Alu Ki Premkahani

Samosa ne Alu se kaha:

jab mai fry hota hu tab tumhe cover karke garam tel se bacha leta hu because...

 I LOVE YOU

Alu ne kaha:

jab log tumhe fry hone ke baad khate hai tab main bhi uski munh aur juban jala deta hu 

 LOVE YOU TOO...

MORAL OF THE STORY

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in dono ki prem kahani pe n jaye ...samosa thoda thanda karke hi khana 😼

LIFE is like a MOVIE...!!

LIFE is like a MOVIE...

if you are Sad...

DRAMA

if you are Afraid...

SUSPENSE
if you are Angry...

ACTION

if you look in Mirror ...

COMEDY

Now you are Smiling !

THAT'S HORROR !!
😁😁😁

Teacher vs Student

Teacher : 
Active aur Passive voice batao ??

Student :

Active voice - tere mast mast 2 nain mere dil ka le gaye chain

passive voice - mere dil ka le gaye chain tere mast mast 2 nain

Ways to make a GIRL Smile @ BhaiLog ka jawab

Ways to make a GIRL Smile...

@BhaiLog ka jawab

1. tell her she is beautiful not hot

Bhailog: fine ..mujhe toh sabhi ladkiya HOT hi lagti hai.

2.hole her hand at any moment even if it is just for a second...

Bhailog: abe ek sec. hath pakadne me bhi current lagta hai.

3. always tell her u love at way & all times...

Bhailog: pagal hai kya piche hi pad jayegee phir.

4.when she is upset hold her tight & tell her how much she is means to you...

Bhailog:
dued leave a girl when she is upset...otherwise all the anger gets diverted to u.

5.recognize the small things they usaually mean the most...

Bhailog:
sorry boss mujhe badi badi baate toh yaad nahi rehti ...how can i remember small things.

6. pick her over all the other girls you hungout with...
Bhailog:
 then how do i get new girl in life?

7.introduce her to family & friends as your girlfriend...
Bhailog:
 wah beta tu toh meri shadi karwa ke hi rahega meri.

8. play with her hair...
Bhailog: 
aby hath fass jate hai.

9. sit in the park & just talk to her...
Bhailog:
 agar park me gaya toh policewale ko paisa tu dega ?

10. tell her funny jokes tell her stupid jokes jst tell her joke...
Bhailog:
 that i can do...kinda jokes in myself only.
 11. throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her...
Bhailog:
 yeah yeah so that her dad wakes up & makes me pay for the broken window.

12. let her fall asleep in your arms...
Bhailog: 
i perfer sleeping before the girl..mere ko kafi neend aati hai...& girls talks... they makes me even more sleepy.

13. give her piggy back rides...
Bhailog:
 aur agar 60 kg. ki hai toh 😼

14. carve her names into a tree...
Bhailog: 
city me ped pehle dikah de.

15. treat her the same arpund your friends as u do when u r alone ...
Bhailog:
 abe gadhey there are lotta things which u should do in private...thappad khilayega kya ??

16. look her in the eyes and smile...
Bhailog: 
look in her eyes and laugh...girls are funny yaar.

17. slow dance with her even if there is not any music playing...
Bhailog: 
log pagal samjhega.

18. if u r in love tell her...


Bhailog: 
if  u r in love kill urself ...thats better..!!