Lotpot 😜

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Girls are so complicated 😜😥😜

Girls are the Most Wonderful Creatures In the World....!!! Though You Find Them Difficult Enough because....🙃🙃

If You Kiss Her... You Are not a Gentleman..!!!😒
& If You Don't... You Are Not A Man!😉

If You Praise Her... She Thinks You Are Lying!!!😐
& If You Don't.. You Are Good For Nothing!😏

If You Agree To All Her Likes... You Are A Wimp !!!😏

& If You Don't.. You Are Not Understanding!😣


If You Visit Her Often... She Thinks You Are Boring !!!😐
& If You Don't.. She Accuses You Of Double-Crossing!😡

If You Are Well Dressed... She Says You Are A Playboy !!!😉
& If You Don't... You Are A Dull Boy!🙄

If You Are Jealous... She Says Itz Bad!!!😐
& If You Don't... She Thinks You Don't Luv Her!😡

If You Attempt Doing Romance... She Says You Didn't Respect Her!!!😣
& If You Don't... She Thinks You Don't Like Her!😏

If You Are A Minute Late... She Complains It's Hard To Wait !!!😥
& If She Is Late... She Says that's A Girl's Way!😉

😥😥😥

If You Visit Another Man... You're Not Putting In "Quality time" !!!😡
& If She Is Visited By Another Woman... "Oh It's Natural, We are Girls"!😉

If You Kiss Her Once In a While... She Professes You Are Cold!!!😥
& If You Kiss Her often... She Yells that You Are Taking Advantage!😏

If You Fail To Help Her In Crossing the Street... You Lack Ethics!!!😐
& If You Do... She Thinks It's Just One Of Men Tactics For Seduction!🙄

If You Stare At Another Woman... She Accuses You Of Flirting!!!😣
& If She Is Stared By Other Men... She Says that they Are Just Admiring!🙃

If You Talk... She Wants You To Listen!!!🤔
& If You Listen... She Wants You To Talk!😥

In Short:
So Simple... Yet So Complex !!!😘
So Weak... Yet So Powerful !!!😋
So Confusing... Yet So Desirable !!!😁
So Damning... Yet So Wonderful!!!😜

   

“Which Is The Fastest Thing In The World?”

Four Guys, From Harvard, Yale, MIT And Santa Singh From Punjab University Were To Be Interviewed For A Prestigious Job.

One Common Question Was Asked To All Of Them.

Interviewer: “Which Is The Fastest Thing In The World?”

Yale Guy: “Its Light, Nothing Can Travel Faster Than Light”

Harvard Guy: “It’s The Thought, Because Thought Is So Fast It Comes Instantly In Your Mind.”

MIT Guy: “Its Blink, You Can Blink And Its Hard To Realize You Blinked.”

Santa Singh: “Its Loose Motion.”

Interviewer Shocked To Hear Santa’s Reply, Asked: “Why?”

Santa Singh: 

“Last Night After Dinner, I Was Laying In My Bed And I Got The Worst Stomach Cramps, And Before I Could Think, Blink Or Turn On The Lights,It Was Over“

😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂

Same problem 😂😂😂