'' CHAALU KHAATA ''

Banta :
Woh ladki kitni sundar hai😍

Santa :
Mujhe uska naam pata hai😉

Banta :
Kya hai uska naam 🙄?

Santa :
Woh bank mein kaam karti hai..uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha..

'' CHAALU KHAATA ''

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Wife Rocks Santa shocks 😂😂

Santa Apni Wife Ke Saath Ek Party Mein Gaya.

Thodi Der Ke Baad Wife Ne Dekha Ki Santa Ek Sundar Si Mahila Se Bahut Ghul-Milkar Muskuraate Hue Baatein Kar Rahaa Thaa.

Wife Ne Dheere Se Santa Ke Kaan Mein Jaakar Kaha : 

Lautate Samay Kisi Medical Store Se Hote Hue Chalenge.😒

Santa : Kyon 🙄? Kya Lena Hai 🤔?

Wife : Marham-Patti Kaa Saamaan.😡

Santa : Par Kis Liye 🤔?

Wife : Ghar Pahunch Kar Tumhaari Choton Par Lagaane Ke Liye....😐

Santa : Par Mujhe Toh Koi Chot Nahin Lagi Hai 🙄!!

Wife : Abhi Hum Ghar bhi Kahaan Pahunche Hain....😡😡😡!!!

😅😅😅

“Which Is The Fastest Thing In The World?”

Four Guys, From Harvard, Yale, MIT And Santa Singh From Punjab University Were To Be Interviewed For A Prestigious Job.

One Common Question Was Asked To All Of Them.

Interviewer: “Which Is The Fastest Thing In The World?”

Yale Guy: “Its Light, Nothing Can Travel Faster Than Light”

Harvard Guy: “It’s The Thought, Because Thought Is So Fast It Comes Instantly In Your Mind.”

MIT Guy: “Its Blink, You Can Blink And Its Hard To Realize You Blinked.”

Santa Singh: “Its Loose Motion.”

Interviewer Shocked To Hear Santa’s Reply, Asked: “Why?”

Santa Singh: 

“Last Night After Dinner, I Was Laying In My Bed And I Got The Worst Stomach Cramps, And Before I Could Think, Blink Or Turn On The Lights,It Was Over“

😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂