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Showing posts with label Santa banta jokes. Show all posts

Friday, March 17, 2023

'' CHAALU KHAATA ''


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Banta :
Woh ladki kitni sundar hai😍

Santa :
Mujhe uska naam pata haiπŸ˜‰

Banta :
Kya hai uska naam πŸ™„?

Santa :
Woh bank mein kaam karti hai..uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha..

'' CHAALU KHAATA ''

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Wife Rocks Santa shocks πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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Santa Apni Wife Ke Saath Ek Party Mein Gaya.

Thodi Der Ke Baad Wife Ne Dekha Ki Santa Ek Sundar Si Mahila Se Bahut Ghul-Milkar Muskuraate Hue Baatein Kar Rahaa Thaa.

Wife Ne Dheere Se Santa Ke Kaan Mein Jaakar Kaha : 
Lautate Samay Kisi Medical Store Se Hote Hue Chalenge.πŸ˜’

Santa : Kyon πŸ™„? Kya Lena Hai πŸ€”?

Wife : Marham-Patti Kaa Saamaan.😑
Santa : Par Kis Liye πŸ€”?
Wife : Ghar Pahunch Kar Tumhaari Choton Par Lagaane Ke Liye....😐
Santa : Par Mujhe Toh Koi Chot Nahin Lagi Hai πŸ™„!!
Wife : Abhi Hum Ghar bhi Kahaan Pahunche Hain....😑😑😑!!!
πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
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Thursday, March 16, 2023

“Which Is The Fastest Thing In The World?”

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Four Guys, From Harvard, Yale, MIT And Santa Singh From Punjab University Were To Be Interviewed For A Prestigious Job.

One Common Question Was Asked To All Of Them.

Interviewer: “Which Is The Fastest Thing In The World?”

Yale Guy: “Its Light, Nothing Can Travel Faster Than Light”

Harvard Guy: “It’s The Thought, Because Thought Is So Fast It Comes Instantly In Your Mind.”

MIT Guy: “Its Blink, You Can Blink And Its Hard To Realize You Blinked.”

Santa Singh: “Its Loose Motion.”

Interviewer Shocked To Hear Santa’s Reply, Asked: “Why?

Santa Singh: 

“Last Night After Dinner, I Was Laying In My Bed And I Got The Worst Stomach Cramps, And Before I Could Think, Blink Or Turn On The Lights,It Was Over“

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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