Patini akhir chahti kya hai ?

ek admi ke sar pe chot lagne se behosh hoke gir pada .

Uski patni turant ek bade doctor ko bulaya.

Doctor ne admi ka check up karke bola 
''Yeh toh mar gaya.''

 tabhi us aadmi ko hosh wapas aa gaya aur uth baithe .

 us admi ne doctor ki baat sunkar ghabrate huye bola

 '' Main Zinda Hoon''

Patni ye sunte hi boli  

''chuchap pade raho itne bade doctor kya galat bolega tum mar gaye matlab mar gaye ''