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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Monday, November 23, 2020

Joke Continued ....

Pappu aur uski patni court pahuche divorce ke liye...

judge ne sawal kiya aap dono ke 3 bchhe hai pir kaise bantwara kare bachho ko ?
ye sunar pappu aur uski patni kafi der tak aapas me baatchij ki phir dono judge ke pass gaye aur 9 mahine  ke liye mohlat mangte huye bola theek hai phir hum ek aur bacchho ke sath court aayenge tab toh bantwara karne me koi mushkil nahi aayegee..


After 9 months..

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Joke yehi khatam nahi hui...πŸ˜“

pappu ki patni ne JUDWA BACHHO ko janam di.......πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

Wednesday, November 11, 2020

Classic Insult

     

      
Ek ladke ne apne kutte ka gale pakade huye apna photo Facebook pe upload kiya   

 Is par ek ladki πŸ‘° ka comment aaya :
in dono me se tum kon se ho 😏😁 ?




πŸ‘³Ladka na reply diya ..
wahi jo tumhare gale  pakde huye hai πŸ˜‰

 

Gf vs Bf



πŸ‘± Gf apne andhe Bf se :

  kash tum dekh pate mai kitni khubsurat hoon...

πŸ‘³ Bf :

tum itni khubsurat hoti toh kya aakhwale tumhe mere liye chhor jate...mai andha hoon bewakoof nahi samjhi 😎


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Thursday, October 08, 2020

Ise Bolte Hai Attitude


Aaj subah maine ek chote bachhe se pucha...
'' Tum kon se school me jate ho ? ''


Bachhe ne jawab diya ;
 '' Mai school jata nahi mujhe school bheja jata hai''

Wednesday, October 07, 2020

MISSING YOU

HUSBAND WAS THROWING KNIVES ON WIFE'S PHOTO
ALL WERE MISSING THE TARGET ...


SUDDENLY HE RECEIVED A CALL FROM HER...


'' HI ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW ''



HIS HONEST REPLY '' MISSING YOU ''
😌😌😌

Badi Naa Insaafi Hai Yeh Toh...


Behan ki Friend Behan ho sakti hai..

Bhai ki Friend Bhai ho sakta hai ...

Lekin


Wife ki Friend Wife nahi ban sakti.....

  

Badi Naa Insaafi Hai Yeh Toh...
 πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜‰

 


 

 



Saturday, February 01, 2020

3 TYPES OF FRIEND

Zindegee me 3 Type ke FRIEND milte hai..

1.Homeopathy Friend
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Is type ke Friend mithi swabhav ke hote hai  aap ke sath toh chalti hai lekin aap ke bure waqt me koi kam nahi aatiπŸ˜‰

2. Allopathy Friend
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Is Type ke Friend kadwe swabhav ke hote hai lekin zindegee bhar sath chalti hai aur aap ke bure waqt me bahut kam aati hai😁

3. Ayurvedic Friend
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Is type ke Friend ke swabahv achhi hoti hai aap ke sath chalti hai lekin bahut hi dheemi aur aap ke bure waqt me kam bhi bahut kam aati haiπŸ˜‚
😊😊😊

Saturday, January 04, 2020

Patini akhir chahti kya hai ?

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ek admi ke sar pe chot lagne se behosh hoke gir pada .
Uski patni turant ek bade doctor ko bulaya.
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Doctor ne admi ka check up karke bola 
''Yeh toh mar gaya.''
 tabhi us aadmi ko hosh wapas aa gaya aur uth baithe .
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 us admi ne doctor ki baat sunkar ghabrate huye bola
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 '' Main Zinda Hoon''
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Patni ye sunte hi boli  
''chuchap pade raho itne bade doctor kya galat bolega tum mar gaye matlab mar gaye ''

Thursday, December 05, 2019

Hasna Zaruri Hai

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Ghar walo ne ladkiπŸ‘± ke liye rista dekh kar wapas aaye...

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LadkiπŸ‘± :
 ladka kaisa hai ?
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Bhai :
 ladka achha hai ; Engineering kiya hai ...dekhne me toh FLIM ka HERO lagta hai.
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Ladki badi khush hoke :
 kon si FLIM ka HERO ?
Bhai : '' PAA''
πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
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WakilπŸ‘¨ :
 talak karwane me 5,000 rs. lagenge .
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Admi :
 kyaπŸ‘€ ? pagal ho kya ?
aree panditji ne toh srif 51rs. leke hamare shadi karwaye the .
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WakilπŸ‘¨ : 
😏toh saale dekh liya na saste kam ka natiza.
πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
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PatniπŸ‘© :
 agar mai mount Everest par chadhun toh aap mujhe kya doge ?
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Pati πŸ‘¨:
 pagli ! isme puchnewali kya baat hai ...
'' DHAKKA''
πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

Sunday, November 24, 2019

Student Rocks Teacher Shocks


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Teacher : Cyclone kise kahte hai ?
Student : Cycle ke liye diye jane wale Lone ko CYCLONE kahte hai.
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😁😁😁

Teacher: Duniya(world) me kitne desh hai ?
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Student: Ek
Teacher: kya bakwas kar rahe ho?
Student: Sir, desh toh sirf Bharat hai baki toh sab videsh hai na...



Teacher : Quit India Movement kisne suruyat ki ?
Student : Vijay Mallya

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Teacher : Kon si chidiya ki pankh hote huye bhi ud nahi sakti ?
Student: mare huye chidiya
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Sunday, November 17, 2019

MOM OF THE YEAR

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A Girl tells her Mom :
'' I want some Fresh Air, can i go for a walk..?"
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Mom:
'' Alright , but ask your Fresh Air to leave you home by 9 PM:
πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


Wednesday, November 13, 2019

Pappu sasural pahucha...aage kya huya must read full story

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Pappu ke sasur ki bimari ka khabar aaya...
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pappu ki maa ne pappu ko nasihat di ''beta ab tumhe waha jana chahiye aur waha jake kya kya bolna hai wo mai bata deti hu wo baate sunkar tumhare sasur tumse bahut khush ho jayenge ''

phir pappu ki maa ne boli beta tum waha pahuch kar sabse pehle apne sasur se puchna 
'' papa aap ki tabiayat kaisa hai''
tumahre sasur yehi bolega ki ''ab mai pehle se achha hu ''
 isliye tumhe bolna hai 
'' bahut achhe yehi toh ham bhi chahte hai''
phie sasur se puchna ''papaji kya khana kha rahe ho''
sasur jo bhi bole tum bolna
 '' bahut hi healthy tasty khana hai yehi khate rahiye zald theek ho jaoge''
phir puchna '' kon se doctor dikha rahe ho''
sasur jis bhi doctor ke naam batayega tumhe bolna hai'' bahut famous doctor hai inhe hi dikahte raho ''
aur yaad rakhan har waqt chehre pe ek muskan banaye rakhna..
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pappu sasural pahucha...

waha sasur ke kamre me pahuch kar sasur se pucha (jaise uski maa ne use puchne ko boli thi)

'' papaji ab aap kaise ho''
sasur :
 '' ab mujhe jeene ki ichha hi nahi rahi ab toh mai jeene ki umeed hi chhor chuke''
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pappu
'' bahut achhe hum bhi toh yehi chate the ''
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phir pappu pucha:
 '' papaji aap khana kya kha rahe ho''
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sasur  gusse se bola:
'' ghasfus ''
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sunte hi ab pappu bola:
'' ye bahut healthy tasty khana hai yehi khate rahiye zald theek ho jaoge''
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phir pappu pucha :
'' kon se doctor dikha rahe ho''

tab tak sasur ka gussa satwen asman par pahuch chuka tha isliye bola:
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''Yamraj ko dikha raha hu''

 pappu :
'' bahut hi famous doctor hai inhe hi dikahte raho zald theek ho jaoge''
iske aage  kya huya tha hume kuch nhi kehna..
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Shhhhhhhhh...
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