Showing posts with label hindi jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hindi jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 28, 2023

Majboori 😜



Sunday, March 26, 2023

Friday, March 17, 2023

'' CHAALU KHAATA ''


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Banta :
Woh ladki kitni sundar hai😍

Santa :
Mujhe uska naam pata haiπŸ˜‰

Banta :
Kya hai uska naam πŸ™„?

Santa :
Woh bank mein kaam karti hai..uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha..

'' CHAALU KHAATA ''

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Wife Rocks Santa shocks πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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Santa Apni Wife Ke Saath Ek Party Mein Gaya.

Thodi Der Ke Baad Wife Ne Dekha Ki Santa Ek Sundar Si Mahila Se Bahut Ghul-Milkar Muskuraate Hue Baatein Kar Rahaa Thaa.

Wife Ne Dheere Se Santa Ke Kaan Mein Jaakar Kaha : 
Lautate Samay Kisi Medical Store Se Hote Hue Chalenge.πŸ˜’

Santa : Kyon πŸ™„? Kya Lena Hai πŸ€”?

Wife : Marham-Patti Kaa Saamaan.😑
Santa : Par Kis Liye πŸ€”?
Wife : Ghar Pahunch Kar Tumhaari Choton Par Lagaane Ke Liye....😐
Santa : Par Mujhe Toh Koi Chot Nahin Lagi Hai πŸ™„!!
Wife : Abhi Hum Ghar bhi Kahaan Pahunche Hain....😑😑😑!!!
πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
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Thursday, March 16, 2023

Magur macher jhol πŸ˜‰

2 lady conversation first Bengali 2nd Bihari..
Bihari :khana kha liya?
Bengali :haa 
bihari : aaj kya pakaya khane me? 
Bengali : aaj pet kharab tha toh 
aaj Magurmach er jhol ar bhat πŸ˜‹.
Bihari : kya Magarmachh πŸ™„? Aap Magarmachh bhi khate ho πŸ™„?aap ko kaha se mila πŸ€”?
Bengali: kyun bazar se laya ekdam fresh uchal kud raha tha .
Bihari :phir aap mara kaise?
Bengali : kyun pehle achha se patak patak ke mara phir hasiye se kat dala '
Bihari: ye bangali log kaise hota haiπŸ€”πŸ™„ Magarmachh bhi khata hai πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚
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Monday, November 23, 2020

Joke Continued ....

Pappu aur uski patni court pahuche divorce ke liye...

judge ne sawal kiya aap dono ke 3 bchhe hai pir kaise bantwara kare bachho ko ?
ye sunar pappu aur uski patni kafi der tak aapas me baatchij ki phir dono judge ke pass gaye aur 9 mahine  ke liye mohlat mangte huye bola theek hai phir hum ek aur bacchho ke sath court aayenge tab toh bantwara karne me koi mushkil nahi aayegee..


After 9 months..

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Joke yehi khatam nahi hui...πŸ˜“

pappu ki patni ne JUDWA BACHHO ko janam di.......πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

Wednesday, November 11, 2020

Classic Insult

     

      
Ek ladke ne apne kutte ka gale pakade huye apna photo Facebook pe upload kiya   

 Is par ek ladki πŸ‘° ka comment aaya :
in dono me se tum kon se ho 😏😁 ?




πŸ‘³Ladka na reply diya ..
wahi jo tumhare gale  pakde huye hai πŸ˜‰

 

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