Kya aap ko pata hai...?

ek bar Lakshmji se Ullu ne kaha -

''aap ki sab puja karte hai lekin meri koi puja nahi karta''

ye sunkar Lakshmiji ne kahin-

'' ab se Diwali ke theek ek din pehle Ullu ki puja hogi aur us puja  KARVACHAUTH ke naam se jana jayega''

Simple But True..

Simple But True..

SMILE  To Old Means Respect

SMILE To Child Means Innocence

SMILE To Friend Means Care

SMILE Infornt of Mobile Means..

 '' Chhakkar Koi Aur Hai ''

😊😊😊

JAI MATA DI

Pujari ne apne GF ke kandhe pe first time hath rakha aur bahut dheere se seriously bola -

'' I LOVE YOU ''

GF - '' zor se bolo''

Pujari - '' JAI MATA DI ''

Why MEN & WOMEN don't understand each other...?

Why MEN & WOMEN don't understand each other...?

GOD gave ...
Good BRAINS To MEN

&

Good HEARTS To WOMENS

MEN use their HEARTS....

& 
WOMEN use their BRAINS....

How do you do....?

An Englishman & Pappu inside the Toilet...

Englishman : 

Good evening ! How do you do ?

Pappu : 

Good evening !We open the zip & do...!

Money is not everything...

Money is not everything...

It can buy a Bed but  not Sleep

 It can buy a Clock but  not Time

It can buy you a Book but not Knowledge

It can buy you Medicine but not Health

It can buy Blood but not Life

It can buy you Sex but not Love

So you see Money isn't everything & it often causes pain & suffering..

I tell you all this because i am ur friend & as your friend  i want to take away your pain & suffering...

So send me all your Money & I will suffer for you....

*IT'S HARD TO BE A TEACHER AT CURRENT TIMES.*.. *WHY, READ ON*

*Teacher:* ''Construct a sentence using the word "sugar''

*Student:* ''I drank tea this morning.''

*Teacher:* ''Where is the word sugar.''

*Student:* ''It is already in the tea..!!''

**

*TEACHER*: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis. 

*TEACHER* : Class, what is photosynthesis?

*Student*: Photosynthesis is our topic today.

**

*TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)

*Student* : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you...

**

*TEACHER* : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?

*Student*: We don't call them, they come on their own...

**
This one Top Most 

*TEACHER* : Name the nation, people hate most

*Student*: Exami-nation...

**

*TEACHER* : How can we keep our school clean?

*Student*: By staying at home...

**

*TEACHER* : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??

*Student*: Future impossible tense...

*AND THE STRUGGLE CONTINUES....*

Maan Lijiye Naa..!

 Primary category mein teacher maths padhaa rahe they....
 Teacher –
 “beta, maan lo Maine tumhen ten laddu diye ?”  

  Pappu –
 “kyon maan loon ? aapne to mujhe ek bhi nahi diya ?”  

Teacher – 
    “are maan lo metallic element ! maanne mein tumhare baap Ka kya jaata hai ?” 
 Pappu – 
“theek hai …” 
 Teacher –
 “Haan toh .. usme se five tumne mujhe waapas kar diye, to bataao tumhare paas kitne laddu bache  ” 
  Pappu – 
“20 !!!”
  Teacher – 
“kaise ?” 

   Pappu – 

  “maan leejiye naa ! maanne mein aapke baap Ka kya jaata hai !!!”