Samosa Alu Ki Premkahani

Samosa ne Alu se kaha:

jab mai fry hota hu tab tumhe cover karke garam tel se bacha leta hu because...

 I LOVE YOU

Alu ne kaha:

jab log tumhe fry hone ke baad khate hai tab main bhi uski munh aur juban jala deta hu 

 LOVE YOU TOO...

MORAL OF THE STORY

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in dono ki prem kahani pe n jaye ...samosa thoda thanda karke hi khana 😼

LIFE is like a MOVIE...!!

LIFE is like a MOVIE...

if you are Sad...

DRAMA

if you are Afraid...

SUSPENSE
if you are Angry...

ACTION

if you look in Mirror ...

COMEDY

Now you are Smiling !

THAT'S HORROR !!
😁😁😁

Teacher vs Student

Teacher : 
Active aur Passive voice batao ??

Student :

Active voice - tere mast mast 2 nain mere dil ka le gaye chain

passive voice - mere dil ka le gaye chain tere mast mast 2 nain

Ways to make a GIRL Smile @ BhaiLog ka jawab

Ways to make a GIRL Smile...

@BhaiLog ka jawab

1. tell her she is beautiful not hot

Bhailog: fine ..mujhe toh sabhi ladkiya HOT hi lagti hai.

2.hole her hand at any moment even if it is just for a second...

Bhailog: abe ek sec. hath pakadne me bhi current lagta hai.

3. always tell her u love at way & all times...

Bhailog: pagal hai kya piche hi pad jayegee phir.

4.when she is upset hold her tight & tell her how much she is means to you...

Bhailog:
dued leave a girl when she is upset...otherwise all the anger gets diverted to u.

5.recognize the small things they usaually mean the most...

Bhailog:
sorry boss mujhe badi badi baate toh yaad nahi rehti ...how can i remember small things.

6. pick her over all the other girls you hungout with...
Bhailog:
 then how do i get new girl in life?

7.introduce her to family & friends as your girlfriend...
Bhailog:
 wah beta tu toh meri shadi karwa ke hi rahega meri.

8. play with her hair...
Bhailog: 
aby hath fass jate hai.

9. sit in the park & just talk to her...
Bhailog:
 agar park me gaya toh policewale ko paisa tu dega ?

10. tell her funny jokes tell her stupid jokes jst tell her joke...
Bhailog:
 that i can do...kinda jokes in myself only.
 11. throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her...
Bhailog:
 yeah yeah so that her dad wakes up & makes me pay for the broken window.

12. let her fall asleep in your arms...
Bhailog: 
i perfer sleeping before the girl..mere ko kafi neend aati hai...& girls talks... they makes me even more sleepy.

13. give her piggy back rides...
Bhailog:
 aur agar 60 kg. ki hai toh 😼

14. carve her names into a tree...
Bhailog: 
city me ped pehle dikah de.

15. treat her the same arpund your friends as u do when u r alone ...
Bhailog:
 abe gadhey there are lotta things which u should do in private...thappad khilayega kya ??

16. look her in the eyes and smile...
Bhailog: 
look in her eyes and laugh...girls are funny yaar.

17. slow dance with her even if there is not any music playing...
Bhailog: 
log pagal samjhega.

18. if u r in love tell her...


Bhailog: 
if  u r in love kill urself ...thats better..!!

SAMOSA sehat ke liye hankarak hai...?

Kya aap ko pata bhi hai SAMOSA khana aap ke married life  ke liye kitni hanikarak ho sakti hai ??Agar nahi toh just scroll down and check must.

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BOYS Vs GIRLS

BOYS Vs GIRLS

BOYS: 
BUS aur LADKI ek jaise hote hai ,
Ek ke jate hi dusri chali aati hai 😁😁


GIRLS :
 RIKSHAY aur LADKE ek jaise hote hai ,
1 ko bulao toh 100 chale aate hai...😃😃

Khao Khao Khub Khao...

Ek Bengali ki dosti Gupta ji ( Hndi bhasi ) se hui. 

Ek din Guptaji ne apne bengali dost ko apne ghar khane pe bulaya.

Bengali jab khana khane lage tab Guptaji ne badi binamrata ke sath bola ..

''khao khao khub khao sharam ki koi baat hi nahi .''

Aur bengali dost bahut khush hoke khana khaye ...phir use laga ab hume bhi  apne dost ko khane pe bulana chahiye aur wo guptaji ko ghar khane pe bulaya .

Guptaji anpe dost ke ghar gaye aur bengali ne bahut sare pakwan banake guptaji ke samne padose..

Guptaji ne itne sare pakwan dekh kar khus hoke  khana khana suru hi kiya toh bengali ko laga ab hume bhi guptaji ko kuch bolna chahiye jaise guptaji ne hume bola tha taki dost achhe se kha sake  aur wo guptaji ki wo kahin baate yaad karke bengali dost guptaji ko bolne laga...

''khao khao khub khao sharam toh hai hi nahi...''

meri kahani yehi khatam ab aage kya huya ye aap hi socho lo na sochne me kya jata hai..

Kya aap ko pata hai...?

ek bar Lakshmji se Ullu ne kaha -

''aap ki sab puja karte hai lekin meri koi puja nahi karta''

ye sunkar Lakshmiji ne kahin-

'' ab se Diwali ke theek ek din pehle Ullu ki puja hogi aur us puja  KARVACHAUTH ke naam se jana jayega''

Simple But True..

Simple But True..

SMILE  To Old Means Respect

SMILE To Child Means Innocence

SMILE To Friend Means Care

SMILE Infornt of Mobile Means..

 '' Chhakkar Koi Aur Hai ''

😊😊😊